Ugh I can’t even lie in bed without him hogging all the blanket, elbowing/kneeing me in the back if not both. Why does everything seem so sucky at the moment?
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Had the worst two days off, was the biggest waste of time.
So keen to go to Brisbane next week
where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan
human why are you in cage